whorville:
I don’t care about your follower count, what’s your sperm count
(via g0lden-state)
MARLEAU OR COUTURE WITH TAHT BEAUTY OF A TIP
kingbritish:
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
mad kudos
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
(Source: fartgallery, via bigblackbackattack)
WAY TO START IT OFF EARLY
my mouth hurts and im tired from work. make me proud boys